avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever

tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Should we proceed? Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. "It was just an accident." I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. "Hell yeah. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Which is pretty often. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . I remember!. Because because the strings! She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Heh. "Way way way wait. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. We have, Clint says. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. No? It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. There's one problem. Yep. Clint nods. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. Please consider turning it on! Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Really? That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. How will she react? Anyways, guys, MJ. It's been great, guys.. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. That I made with my own two hands?!. Fun thought. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. You didn't tell me this!" 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. The hottest boy in school. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Write by: . Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. This will probably be a few chapters or series. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. One thing was clear. Spider-man And The Avengers One-Shots - Never Have I Ever Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. PETER? "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. "Never have I ever been stabbed." Ow. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. No! or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. #captainamerica "Is that true, referee M Jee?" On really slow nights, when they're bored. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. MJ, these are the guys." He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. "DUDE!" He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Although I, you know. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Alone. Fancy that., What? Mmm. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. "REALLY" Clint yelled. Said Sam. Mmm, neat. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. 3. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. Steve sighs. "Peter! Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. Course it is. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. "Fine. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Ouch, back to last names again. They went back into the elevator. The other just rolls his eyes. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. What? It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. #marvel So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. Abe ringed the bell. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. I know, Clint. Classified information. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. D'nt care. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. "When did it happen?". Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Rules, shmules. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. #spiderman "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Wade explained. Don't ask.. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Clint can't help but laugh. Random people in classrooms Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Maybe he should've done this while clothed. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Peter Parker One-shots - Never Have I ever - Wattpad I don't think so.. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Except Pepper. Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. "Peter you go first" Wade said. Lindsay doesn't win. #geniouspeter Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. #wanda Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Sorta, Clint says. he said grinning. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Oh yeaaah. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. It's Stark.. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Requests open again! I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. Was it Bucky Barnes? Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. I thought we'd made up.. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Wait.. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. #watty2019. You make a country-boy blush.. It's a skill. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" It sounds like a genuine question. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. All of you" Clint said. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. #tomhollandspeterparker. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Damn. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 #spideychelle It's my bed. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Better?. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. You're going to bed.. These kids are amazing! So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Clint chuckled. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. as well as Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Good night, everyone.. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. "What! "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. Peter just shrugged again. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. Okay, okay. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. She knew, obviously. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Peter grumbled. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. #ironman But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. He was technically not lying, right? "What? "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. left kudos on this work! Tony looks baffled, maybe? Nope, Clint says. Nope, not telling. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. You're no fun, Cap. Steve said. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Hi, have you met me? Tony says. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. and other people I can't remember right now. Otherwise, all bets are off. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. left kudos on this work! Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk.

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